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“The right one’s about this size, last time I checked. Which was ten minutes ago.”
“Whole game…didn’t touch dick once. WHO DA MAN?”
When asked about the techniques his youth soccer coach taught him…
It’s about this long and this thick. And that’s just Victoria’s dick.
I normally ask Victoria grasp the base like this and have her talk to it in a high pitched voice. Only then am I able to climax.
“Tom’ll kill me for this, but it’s about that wide, before sexing it.”
They did a CT of her head and her brain is only this big.
I am digging the singular hemispherical wrinkle he has going on–makes it seem as though he had deep cranial surgery years ago.
“While we were in the delivery room I told the doctor to sew up her vagina to about this big…no more slipping out of her pussy on the long strokes.”