“You call that a blow hole? Have you ever seen the Kardashians?”

Gerbils are just way too small for Seacrest.

Even that dolphin thinks seacrest is a big mo.

A fairy and a dolphin- it’s one chinese symbol away from being every teenage girl’s cliche bad tattoo rolled into one.

The dolphin must be taking Kanye’s relationship with Kim pretty hard if Seacrest had to go comfort him.

I hope Seacrest isn’t on her period, otherwise she might run the risk of inciting that dolphin into a blood frenzy.

♫ ♪ “Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he’s near!”♩♬

I’m not talking about the dolphin.

He appears to be mesmerized by it’s dark shiny surface.
The dolphin looks away. Poor thing knows what’s coming. So much humiliation for a small piece of fish and a session with the boucy ball.

Animals can sense evil. The dolphin knows that he’s the one who unleashed the plague known as the Kardashians on the world.

Mmm, hot, wet, and slippery. Just like me after a night at the Blue Oyster.

Neither of them has ever had carnal knowledge of a human female.

It’s afraid.

“The last time I saw a whole that big, I couldn’t sit down for a week!”

“Well, I told them that I couldn’t do fish.”

Ugh, animal shows. Smart animals, dumb people.

Why could it not be a shark instead, and it eating this asshole. Judging from how it turned its head away from him even the dolphin knows he is a fucking douche.

Nicole eggert is looking better here.

This is not the first time Ryan Seacrest has waxed the dolphin.

“I have dreams every night where I’m frolicking with guys like you.”

Ryan SeaQuest.

No Seacrest. You’re not going to put a goddamned thing in that hole. And I don’t care if it IS payback!