superficial

  1. Juch

    How out of shape are you if you need to practice falling!?!

  2. Not seen: Louie sitting around eating for 7 and 1/2 hours while they refill the pool.

  3. I think we all know the obvious joke here: He’s so pale!!! Amirite??

  4. welcome to the 2013 macy’s creepy uncle day parade.

  5. I honestly didn’t know he was still alive.

  6. FUCKBEAST

    I didn’t know Gabourey Sidibe had vitiligo.

  7. Bam

    Bobby’s Whirl

  8. B&WMinstrel

    Red Lobster gives you wings!

  9. I didn’t realize how big that chocolate fountain on the Golden Corral commercials actually is.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    Does the weather service name Tsunamis too?

  11. Mislabled. This is actually the photographic negative of Cee Lo Green jumping in a pool.

  12. Cock Dr

    Show us the splash….and the resulting crater in the pool foundation.

  13. Satan's Right Hand

    Let’s start the Fatty Feud!

  14. Ladypants

    If you look at the full-size version it shows gravity sobbing.

  15. And yet SeaWorld gets all kinds of shit for staging the same thing.

  16. cc

    I wanted to see the pic where he realized the pool was empty.

  17. Not pictured: Bowl of petunias falling with him.

  18. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    OH OOOOOOHHHHHH! Heaven hasn’t treated Sam Kinison well.

  19. AnnaD.

    The judges will be washed away by the tidal wave before they can rate his performance.

  20. corkyst.clair

    He’s always on call in case Shamu takes a mental health day. I’d like to think I wouldn’t watch this but I can’t help myself.

  21. I wonder how many of you commenters are fatties

  22. louie, louie, louie
    Louie louie. Lou-i
    Louie louie
    You’re gonna fly
    (To the buffet line)

  23. M3

    If he pulls the trainer down I think it’s about time we seriously reconsider holding these majestic creatures in captivity.

  24. jeb

    This is what killed the Dinosaurs

  25. Ibepiglet

    And if you listen carefully you can hear the mesmerizing song of the white humpback as she playfully and effortlessly flips in the air.

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