She’s got quite a career ahead as a Gwen Stefani impersonator.

By the hair on my chinny chin chin!

bad camera angle. he jaw looks like one that would be on a ventriloquist doll. looks like she’s looking for the hand that’s going to go up her ass to move that jaw.

Eyes up here, Asslee.

See? Right there. That’s where my ass would be.

Looking good, Boy George.

Usually, when you do the “Look at My ass” pose, you’re supposed to actually have to have an ass, right?

“Yep. Still no ass.”

That one’s the hole Pete Wentz liked

She is doing the “guy in front of an invisible urinal” pose.

She’s stuck waiting for her ventriloquist.

“Oh my God, what happened to it? I swear I had it on when I left the house… Randy! Randy Travis! Help me find my ass! I lost it!”

I really don’t think the guy in the flannel should be laughing.

If you keep making that face it’s going to stick like that.

Delusion on parade.

Waiting for her hot ass to catch up!