1. “Gus, just go with it… we all grab each others’ asses…It’s cool…”

  2. To make an ugly sandwich, take one ugly piece of meat and place between two beautiful pieces of bread.

  3. Dick Hell

    Same look I see in the mirror every morning. Damon must have had bongs for breakfast.

  4. John Krasinski is fucking Emily Blunt. Let that sink in.

  5. “One of these things is not like the others … “

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    Gus won the Ryan Seacrest dream package.

  7. And a collective shit was not given by any.

  8. Heywood Jablomie

    A douche, a douche and a douche walk into a bar…

  9. “Who ruined my movie? Well, I’m not going to mention any names but…”

  10. Mary Hogan

    This makes me feel so old. It’s hard to believe Oom Bop was that long ago.

  11. Mary Hogan

    This makes me feel so old. I didn’t think Oom Bop was that long ago.

  12. tlmck

    Meeting at the hair club for men.

  13. You, number two in the middle, take three steps forward and say, “Give me all your money or I’ll punch you in the knee.”

  14. Maaattt Daaammmonnn!

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