superficial

  1. “I went black 137 years ago… Tee hee..”

  2. shonzie

    Angela Witherspoon Lansbury?

  3. You know what goes great with Christianity? Huge tits and lots of sheer fabric.

  4. I’m trying to think of a Darth Vader quote that would capture the “I want to fuck you” look on James’ face, but the only Star Wars movie I’ve watched all the way through are Episodes 2 & 3. Help me out here.

  5. Darth Vader and the Emperor just hanging out in Australia.

  6. Heywood Jablomie

    Macca reprising Ebony & Ivory.

  7. cc

    Murder the Goat

  8. corkyst.clair

    He’s James Earl Jonesin’ for a piece of that big pink dickchin!

  9. “…Is your diaper full too?”

  10. “In order to confirm the autopsy findings, both bodies were exhumed…”

  11. “Mmmm, yummy. I wants me some o’ dat white…ahhh…what the hell did we used to call dat???…Oh, wait! I know! Dat white pu…shit, now I forgot again. Ahhh, hell, never mind…”

  12. Contusion

    James Earl Jones and that dog from Sandlot.

  13. Ibepiglet

    Dang, that good looking black man gave her chin a boner!

  14. journalschism

    “I love it when he tells me his bladder is full. That is the ‘my bladder’s full’ guy, no?”

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