“I went black 137 years ago… Tee hee..”
Angela Witherspoon Lansbury?
You know what goes great with Christianity? Huge tits and lots of sheer fabric.
Uhhh…which one has the huge tits here? (Awesome mispost. Awesome.)
This is hysterical.
I’m trying to think of a Darth Vader quote that would capture the “I want to fuck you” look on James’ face, but the only Star Wars movie I’ve watched all the way through are Episodes 2 & 3. Help me out here.
This is CNN
I sense something, a presence I’ve not felt since….
That was fucking awesome.
“I find your lack of jowls disturbing.”
Good job, guys. Thanks.
Darth Vader and the Emperor just hanging out in Australia.
Macca reprising Ebony & Ivory.
Murder the Goat
He’s James Earl Jonesin’ for a piece of that big pink dickchin!
“…Is your diaper full too?”
“In order to confirm the autopsy findings, both bodies were exhumed…”
“Mmmm, yummy. I wants me some o’ dat white…ahhh…what the hell did we used to call dat???…Oh, wait! I know! Dat white pu…shit, now I forgot again. Ahhh, hell, never mind…”
James Earl Jones and that dog from Sandlot.
Dang, that good looking black man gave her chin a boner!
“I love it when he tells me his bladder is full. That is the ‘my bladder’s full’ guy, no?”
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