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  1. AZ Ken

    demonstrating how taking a shot to the eye can get you a million dollar engagement diamond. Hillary Duff was not available for comment.

  2. Jade

    “It was THIS big, and it hurt like hell, but my stomach feels a lot better now.”

  3. CrashHell

    Cup the Balls, Stroke the Shaft, Dodge the Gravy…Put me in Coach, I’m ready!

  4. Gin&Tonic

    That awkward moment when you’re just about to strangle your bitchy friend and it gets caught on kiss cam…

  5. “That fucking cheerleader bitch down there, I just know she is fucking my man Dwayne Wade too, I am going to kill her ass”

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