superficial

  1. “Laura, I’m serious. Double-stuffed anal or GTFO…”

  2. It looks like Clooney made her turn her chair into a slip n’ slide.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    She’s imagining getting banged by Steve-O after being dumped by George Clooney.

  4. Def Jam

    You have to admit…he’s got amazing penis reach. If you’ve seen Japanese anime tentacle porn, you get the idea.

  5. I kind of have a thing for Lara Spencer, especially after she did that show about going to swap meets. My kinda gal.

  6. Swearin

    “No seriously, go ahead Lara; what’s the youngest one do you think I’ve dated?”
    “Um…hmm…”

  7. “Sorry Lara. I just dumped Stacy Keibler and I don’t date down.”

  8. Lord Helmet

    Oh, that’s precious, George! Your insights into the Spanish royal etiquette are both delightful and enlightening… You wanna fuck?

  9. “Do you feel that? Do you feel your pregnancy happening now?”

  10. whatever

    a grumpy old man sporting a forced semi-smile, as always Clooney

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