That stuffed tiger had to prove he was a billionaire to get that far.
She’s really losing her looks. I encourage anyone to type “Miranda Kerr 2006″ or “Miranda Kerr 2007″ into google images to see what I mean. It’s not that she’s becoming less attractive, it’s just as she gets older that whole cute, tanned, Aussie-girl-next-door with the dimples factor is wearing off. I’m afraid she’s becoming a bit of a cold-hearted, uppity, New York socialite and businesswoman who only seems to care about KORA organics and what her next move in her career will be. Candice is the new miranda now
She was never on the level of Candice Swanepoel. Candice is legions hotter and more sophisticated than this fake ass bitch whore with fake fits and a melon Kewpie doll head. She cheated on Orlando countless times. Nasty slut. Extremely overrated Aussie trash.
Fake tits? http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/miranda-kerr-topless-nsfw/miranda-kerr-topless-03-nsfw-2 Looks pretty real to me
Apparently that was then and this is now.
Because VS has never conjured up a push-up bra.
I’d stuff that pussy. :P
Damn, you bet me to it.
The stuffed tiger is apprehensive. He can smell the Beiber on her.
Cleavage and Hobbes
Yo dawg, I got mad skillz on dat crane game and I got this for you, girl.
But try as she might, he only had eyes for Roy.
Nice tits. Is she a furry?
Cleavage on display to show off the goods
Seductive eyes to indicate she’s great in bed
Cute tiger to show she’s playful and approachable
Instagram picture to start the bidding at $1,500/hour
“This was also inside me when I was married to Orlando.”
“I tied fishing line around his little tail. Beiber followed him all the way to my dressing room. Justin cried when he found out this wasn’t the pussy I wanted him to pet.”
You know your careers on the downspin when you’re left taking pussy-euphemism pics for attention on instagram.
Thought this was the Hyland person from yesterday.
Is this a subtle hint that she wants Tiger to ask her out?
Let me get this straight. She got herself a store bought rack, kicked her husband to the curb, and wound up with a stuffed tiger?
Hobbes is one lucky Tigger.
Why do women wear those “tourniquet” bras? They look sooo uncomfortable.
Am I the only one who finds her average looking? Great body yes, but that face is marginal at best.
Apparently you are, indeed, the only one. She’s beautiful!
I’m amazed that she doesn’t know that one never poses with a stuffed tiger without removing one’s bra first!
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