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  1. That stuffed tiger had to prove he was a billionaire to get that far.

    • Mike Goldman

      She’s really losing her looks. I encourage anyone to type “Miranda Kerr 2006″ or “Miranda Kerr 2007″ into google images to see what I mean. It’s not that she’s becoming less attractive, it’s just as she gets older that whole cute, tanned, Aussie-girl-next-door with the dimples factor is wearing off. I’m afraid she’s becoming a bit of a cold-hearted, uppity, New York socialite and businesswoman who only seems to care about KORA organics and what her next move in her career will be. Candice is the new miranda now

  2. George P. Burdell

    They’re great!!!!

  3. Def Jam

    I’d stuff that pussy. :P

  4. The stuffed tiger is apprehensive. He can smell the Beiber on her.

  5. Cleavage and Hobbes

  6. Yo dawg, I got mad skillz on dat crane game and I got this for you, girl.

  7. But try as she might, he only had eyes for Roy.

  8. Swearin

    Mmm, plushies

  9. Nice tits. Is she a furry?

  10. Lord Helmet

    Analysis:
    Cleavage on display to show off the goods
    Seductive eyes to indicate she’s great in bed
    Cute tiger to show she’s playful and approachable
    Instagram picture to start the bidding at $1,500/hour

  11. crb

    “This was also inside me when I was married to Orlando.”

  12. “I tied fishing line around his little tail. Beiber followed him all the way to my dressing room. Justin cried when he found out this wasn’t the pussy I wanted him to pet.”

  13. Gin%Tonic

    You know your careers on the downspin when you’re left taking pussy-euphemism pics for attention on instagram.

  14. Jenn

    Thought this was the Hyland person from yesterday.

  15. Is this a subtle hint that she wants Tiger to ask her out?

  16. Let me get this straight. She got herself a store bought rack, kicked her husband to the curb, and wound up with a stuffed tiger?

  17. Odbarc

    Hobbes is one lucky Tigger.

  18. Jaime

    Why do women wear those “tourniquet” bras? They look sooo uncomfortable.

  19. Am I the only one who finds her average looking? Great body yes, but that face is marginal at best.

  20. I’m amazed that she doesn’t know that one never poses with a stuffed tiger without removing one’s bra first!

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