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  1. Contusion

    The motorcycle jacket does not make you a badass. It just makes Mario Lopez uncomfortable in his pants.

  2. They might as well label this a Sandusky scene right here.

  3. JC

    Mario flashes his best fake smile to hide how uncomfortable he is with Radcliffe’s constant talk about big bushes.

  4. Raoul

    The exact moment Radcliffe realizes how far he’s fallen that he’s standing next to Mario Lopez.

  5. Ole

    The Mexican and Pinata

  6. Tony and Bernardo josh around backstage before the knife-fight.

  7. George P Burdell

    Trying to be a real boy Pinocchio enrolls in Bayside High School and meets Slater.

  8. dontlooknow

    He’s taking douche lessons from Mario and it looks like he’s becoming a A student.

  9. “OK, Mario, I’m smiling just like you are…NOW do I look macho?”

  10. “Really Danny? full bush?”
    “yep, full bush”

  11. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    why does this scream an older version of Justin Bieber and Usher.

  12. dontkillthemessenger

    The black guy is wondering how he got stuck filming gay porn at this point in his life.

  13. boing

    he’s starting to resemble the geico gecko.

  14. Art Vandelay

    “And the Oscar for Best Performance as a Straight Man by a Gay Actor goes to…”

  15. Hopalong

    Since when did Romeo Crennel get a job in Hollywood.

  16. The Pope

    Daniel: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?
    Mario: Fuck yo mama!
    Daniel: Thank you very much.

  17. CK

    Did someone steal mario’s eyes?

  18. Frank The Duck

    It’s amazing how white an Englishman looks in America…..

  19. The Brown Streak

    Romeo Crennel hopes to recruit the newest member of the Chiefs…someone who can “disspell” the “magic” of Tebow.

  20. vgirl

    I swear, there needs to be a national exploration of Mario’s dimples. Those crevices are DEEP.

  21. cc

    He’s going to buy a vintage Harley and form a biker gang called the Sphincter Honeys.

  22. cutthecrap

    Starting to suspect Mario’s had some work done. His face is starting to morph into dangerous Kardashian territory

  23. Mamamia

    “Shh…Mario, it appears that we have been spotted. Hush now. No smiles, Lad.”

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