Holy self-tanner fail.
The lips also looked freshly pumped, or maybe she just finished sucking off a couple NBA players.
Moo cow NBA cocksucker!
Those are the biggest Valtrex tablets I’ve ever seen.
You’d think her stylist would have been a bit more subtle about hiding the 1-ton tensile strength cables keeping that outfit together.
Too much self-tanner. Kim, even I know you’re supposed to wash your hands after you use self-tanner so your hands don’t turn orange too.
Now, now, let’s not jump to conclusions, that very well could be Cheeto dust.
Hahaha :) love it
Phish: please contact TMZ, CelebSlam, Drunken Stepfather, Amy Grindhouse, TooFab, Bleacher Report, Just Jared, BuzzFeed, Hollywood Tune, DListed, Pop Sugar, IDLYINW. The Fab Life, etc. etc. etc. (I imagine all of you editors madly texting ant Tweeting each other all day long) and put a 6-month moratorium on all things Kardashian. Not a pic, not a word. Like they don’t even exist.
Since they’re fame-whores, who knows what lengths they’ll go to to get attention?
When the only people who report on them are People, EW and The National Enquirer, what lengths will thy go to to get a headline?
And STILL not get one.
Who’s with me?
(besides, the ‘getting peed on’ and ‘Sasquatch/Wookie’ jokes in the Comments section are getting a little tired.
Where’s the fucking “LIKE” button for the comment above?
2 thumbs up for this post.
YES. All the jokes have been made & re-made. Time to put an end to it.
yes please, make it stop! whatever the fuck that is
Oh HELL Yes. Brilliant.
Some poor fool has an orange mess in his pants now
JLH is gonna be PISSED that someone’s stealing her fashion/engineering secrets.
Kim K. attributes her natural skin tone to nightly moisturizing with Cheeze-Whiz.
It’s just nice that she doesn’t use Minwax like Christina.
Well it’s a good thing she washed that tanner off her hands, otherwise she’d look ridiculous.
For once her ass is not the most noticeable thing on her. Nice lips, clown.
She is in Miami because there are so many “Johns” there. (Vacationing Football players).
Kim Kuntrashian in Miami but her ass is still hanging out in SoCal.
LOL nice “tan” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Kim, Home Depot called . . .
Well…if you can’t beat them (off)…join them…
It’s never good to make yourself look a grade 3 students craft project gone awry.
For a moment I thought it was a very bloated looking Sophia Vergara.
Kim Kardashian on a Nasty Sanchez rampage.
Hmm I think she just forgot to apply her white person makeup.
Did she just finish off a bag of Cheetos?
Kim’s got so much more free time now that they’ve let the wax statue do her appearances.
There she goes, off to another Urine Party.
As Florida sinks into the Atlantic, from the weight of that ass, California rises from the Pacific.
Wait…was I the only one to see the self tanner on her orange finger tips?
wtf is that
well, somebody’s been finger banging an oompa loompa….have we seen snooki??
I’d hit it
Her transformation into bright skinned black girl is almost complete…
on her way to bible study of course
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Kim Kardashian in Miami. (February 2, 2012)