Deena Cortese at the Jersey Couture premiere party in New York City. (February 3, 2012)
LOL! She totally does look like Pumba!
Isn’t “Jersey Couture” an oxymoron?
When a Wal-Mart greeter gets the “Red Carpet Treatment”, it brings a tear to my eye.
Go, lower-class America, go! You deserve your moment!
Jersey Couture… now that’s an oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one. pass the Oxygen please.
Remember the good old days when we just called them “trashy whores.”
ahh Pumba! yes yes yes!
“Jersey Couture”? I guess that’s like “English cuisine.”
I’m not a fan of gigantic asses or guts or thighs, but I have to say, she doesn’t look half bad here. I mean, I didn’t know who this was until I read the caption.
When you say, “O.K., we need to find a new slam beast to put on the Jersey Shore, and Snooki’s contract says we’re not allowed to pick anyone who’s prettier or classier than her,” this is what you get.
Whatever you do, don’t touch her. Her bodily fluids may be just as caustic as her face.
This photo lends further credence to the old adage, “Giant tits alone do not a hottie make.” I think Aristotle said it.
You are on a roll today. Another good quip
She’s not really clowned up for a change. I like it. I’d demolish that ass.
Gravity has already nuked that ass.
No no no guys, it’s Pumbaa!! Kind of like Wookiee, but in Africa, not Kashyyyk.
It’s been said before, but bears repeating: “If you put a pig in an ugly dress, it’s still a pig. In an ugly dress.”
I really hate those yard gnomes.
Imagine how embarrassed the Oxygen people were to realize they’d spelled “cooter” wrong.
The face says, ‘I feel sexy,’ while the body says, ‘What do you mean you ran out of Lil’ Smokies already?’
wtf is that thing?
I really think the title of this should be changed to “Shit you wanted to miss”.
If the Pillsbury Poppin’ Fresh doughboy had a daughter and she turned out to be a slut, she would look exactly like Deena Cortese.
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