superficial

  1. Frank Burns

    So that is where Bill the Cat has been hiding.

  2. “What da heil is dis? I asked for my bottle of latin housekeeper pee!”

  3. pretty vacant

    dickwad!

  4. Johnny P!

    ‘Vindaloo’ you say? I can see through time!

  5. M

    He won’t be back . . .

  6. “Dis is my im-ee-ta-shun of Charles Bronson drinking brake fluid.”

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    You can’t even trust bottled Indian water.

  8. dontlooknow

    “I don’t LIKE Indian food!”

  9. “So you’re not supposed to eat a bindi?”

  10. it had to be said

    Beetch, pleease. I do my own hair und makeup.

  11. Listen, Arnie: we all know India smells weird, but try to be adult about it, okay?

  12. George P Burdell

    I can’t get the taste of Snooki out of my mouth.

  13. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “It’s not the same! Zoolander calls it Blue Steel, I call it the Angry Shriver!”

  14. RHawk

    Gilbert Gottfried has been working out.

  15. diego

    Nice haircut, Chelsea Handler

  16. Bah, tastes like mistress pootang

  17. Bonky

    “I’ll be back…. after I change my Depends.”

  18. The Brown Streak

    He likes to go to Indian restaurants and sit next to the tourists just so he can make farting sounds.

  19. cc

    Vat did you say? Zis tie? Eets my school tie you sonofabitch.

  20. SSHGuru

    Tis Tastes Like Curry!

  21. AnnaDraconida

    I don’t even know why I’m laughing uncontrollably, I just am

  22. Dis Ganges Springs mineral wahter tastes like cow piss.

  23. Snack pack

    Velcome to Shprokets! Touch my monkey. Unt now ve dance!

  24. Mamamia

    “An-u-da ba-bah?

  25. bob

    he looks like the robocop dude

  26. Steelerchick

    Is he making the fart sound??

  27. fuckityfuck

    good gawd hes looking like larry king

  28. Codot

    GET TO THE BATHROOM! NOW!!

  29. arnieblackblack

    He looks like a fucked up Warren Beatty – too fucking cool. Funny surname BTW

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