Arnold Schwarzenegger in India. (February 3, 2012)
So that is where Bill the Cat has been hiding.
+1!! Miss. That, Strip!!!
“What da heil is dis? I asked for my bottle of latin housekeeper pee!”
‘Vindaloo’ you say? I can see through time!
He won’t be back . . .
“Dis is my im-ee-ta-shun of Charles Bronson drinking brake fluid.”
You can’t even trust bottled Indian water.
“I don’t LIKE Indian food!”
“So you’re not supposed to eat a bindi?”
Beetch, pleease. I do my own hair und makeup.
Listen, Arnie: we all know India smells weird, but try to be adult about it, okay?
I can’t get the taste of Snooki out of my mouth.
“It’s not the same! Zoolander calls it Blue Steel, I call it the Angry Shriver!”
Gilbert Gottfried has been working out.
Nice haircut, Chelsea Handler
Bah, tastes like mistress pootang
“I’ll be back…. after I change my Depends.”
He likes to go to Indian restaurants and sit next to the tourists just so he can make farting sounds.
Vat did you say? Zis tie? Eets my school tie you sonofabitch.
Tis Tastes Like Curry!
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