nothing more beautiful than a smooth face and lizard neck…..he says sarcastically

Joan Rivers is actually starting to look good.

Kathy, Kathy! Do the face like that one time you accidentally walked in on Regis naked!

I think she just looked at the picture of KK before hers.

I would love to see a picture of her when she first wakes up and then spend the rest of my life regretting having seen it.

“Hey, Regis…you’ll never get another piece of THIS ass!”

Frank Gifford Was Here.

Looks like the doctor took a little too much lift in that face lift. I’m surprised she doesn’t have nipples on her cheeks.

Showing off the skills that got her to the top…er….middle…or maybe bottom of the B list

Worst. Sex Doll. EVER.

Wow, that is just revolting.

Gobbblgobbblgobbbblllll

KILL IT WITH FIRE

LOTS AND LOTS OF FIRE

This scene when Drew Barrymore walks in on him was kinda scary as a kid. I always carried around Reeces Pieces just in case this ever happened.

Ironic that her expression matches mine when I see her

“Regis!!!! Pull your pants back up!!!”

“MOAR SWEAT PANTS CHILDREN!”

You can open as wide as you like, but (a) it’s still not wide enough, and (b) I’m not putting in there anyway.

I done told her not to use aftershave.