1. Frank Burns

    lol@girl behind longoria

  2. YoMamma

    Aww, that girl in the back is so sad looking… outfit all wrong and apparently, the wrong shade of natural skin tone when compared to Eva.

  3. Eva is like a Sliding Doors version of Snooki. I’m going to go kill myself now.

  4. Why does she think the “raccoon eyes” look good?

  5. Honestly, it looks like somebody made an Eva Longoria doll out of an old saddle.

  6. Star Droppings

    Could someone use a safety pin?

  7. Ole

    hate orange people

  8. Katie

    melissa joan hart should really get a tan.

  9. El Jefe

    An oven is not a tanning bed.

  10. Stewie Griffin

    One of the most overrated women in history.

  11. Cock Dr

    Please sneeze so we can have a look at the lil flapjacks.

  12. Contusion

    I think that particular color of orange is called “Trump.”

  13. j/k

    That’s the bitch that stole my spray tan!

  14. turd da third

    I would have made the top sides of her dresses into two big hands..

  15. turd da third

    if you look close you can see the thumbs…

  16. stacy

    How can a dress be so bad yet so good at the same time?

  17. dontkillthemessenger

    How do you look like the best woman on the planet? Stand in front of these 3 beasts.

  18. The TROOF

    Pretentious spic.

  19. tlmck

    Desperate for attention.

  20. turd da third

    looks like she didn’t share the spray tan with her friends..

  21. ali

    Eva had hoped her tits would distract from the 3/4 size hipster girl growing out of her right shoulder.

  22. Jimmy

    Attention Whore!

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