superficial

  1. Yes Simon we get it. You do an awesome impression of a former co-worker.. Now let it go…

  2. Jill

    What do you mean, open container law?

  3. Fizzy Lifting Drink…not perfected since 1971.

  4. shonzie

    Looks like it’s time for the roach from MIB to get a new skin suit.

  5. your mom

    Bitter Beer Face!!!

  6. Kiss My Ass Elmo

    Smooth

  7. Looks like somebody just drank a cigarette.

  8. Cock Dr

    Show us your MOOBS

  9. Hank E. Ring

    Wait… THIS is the bottle I pissed in!

  10. Contusion

    “Oopth! Thith ithn’t thathparilla!”

  11. He’s getting his X factor sucked on.

  12. Elaine

    “Come on. Give me that booze, you little pumpkin pie haircutted freak.”

  13. Once you drink American beer, English just tastes like piss.

  14. zing

    TITS OR GTFO

  15. “So when Paula finally showed me her tits…..GAHHHHHHH!”

  16. paula pissed in the bottle…

  17. I’m surprised he’s not drinking a Bawls. Because I always pictured Simon as someone who loves Bawls.

  18. Lita

    Simon, that was my exact reaction when I saw Dina Lohan’s face in the previous picture.

  19. This is Simon’s reaction upon finding out that Kate Gosselin thinks he’s hot.

  20. Hugh Jass

    I really wish he was wearing a monocle in this picture

  21. turd da third

    I think he is gonna blow!……

  22. You know, that beer bottle’s actually resting on Ryan Seacrest’s head…

  23. onos

    “YUCK!! WHO THE BLOODY HELL GAVE ME A COLD BEER!?”

  24. bernard

    disembodied hand is drivng the car….ahhhhheeeeyyyy!

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