Yes Simon we get it. You do an awesome impression of a former co-worker.. Now let it go…
That’s his orgasm face.
What do you mean, open container law?
Fizzy Lifting Drink…not perfected since 1971.
Looks like it’s time for the roach from MIB to get a new skin suit.
Bitter Beer Face!!!
Looks like somebody just drank a cigarette.
Show us your MOOBS
Wait… THIS is the bottle I pissed in!
“Oopth! Thith ithn’t thathparilla!”
He’s getting his X factor sucked on.
“Come on. Give me that booze, you little pumpkin pie haircutted freak.”
Once you drink American beer, English just tastes like piss.
TITS OR GTFO
“So when Paula finally showed me her tits…..GAHHHHHHH!”
paula pissed in the bottle…
I’m surprised he’s not drinking a Bawls. Because I always pictured Simon as someone who loves Bawls.
Simon, that was my exact reaction when I saw Dina Lohan’s face in the previous picture.
This is Simon’s reaction upon finding out that Kate Gosselin thinks he’s hot.
I really wish he was wearing a monocle in this picture
I think he is gonna blow!……
You know, that beer bottle’s actually resting on Ryan Seacrest’s head…
“YUCK!! WHO THE BLOODY HELL GAVE ME A COLD BEER!?”
disembodied hand is drivng the car….ahhhhheeeeyyyy!
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Simon Cowell in London. (February 23, 2012)