“See that nick on my forehad? If only there was a cool tale to it…”
I’ve got one like that. My wife hit me in the head with a golf club. But no, I’m not Tiger Woods.
Well, in your defense, you didn’t bang a pancake house waitress, either.
She’s obviously met Chris Brown.
She looks like an Olsen.
Yeah, the cute one. Not the really rich, homeless looking ones.
Kate Walsh: five years ago.
I think the shovel she took to the forehead gives her just that extra omph.
Tara Reid on the best day of her life.
I think she’s much prettier as a blonde. But I’ll need to see her naked to confirm.
Just so long as we don’t have to see you naked while you are looking . .
Ahhh…I see your point, Jonas. No, I meant SHE needs to be naked. Seeing me naked would put the country at Defcon 5, as well as launch the entire Japanese Whaling Fleet.
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