1. Frank Burns

    Outfit from the new Jessica Simpson fashion line, “Muumuus for Moo-moos”. Thanx for being an easy target, pre- during- and inevitably post- pregnancy fatty!

  2. JC

    “I have to hold down its foot like this or else it’ll kick’ them 48 barbecue wings right outta mah stomach!”

  3. “Your cargo plane is waiting, M’am.”

  4. YoMamma

    Why oh why would you wear horizontal stripes at 10 months pregnant?!?!

  5. Oh dear, she’s gone full muumuu.

  6. Justin Bieber

    Meet the next Carnie Wilson

  7. She looks great for being 4 months pregnant.

  8. It’s nice when pregnant women are still up for a handjob.

  9. Contusion

    Just one…more…wafer…thin…mint?

  10. EricLr

    Hey come on guys, cut her some slack. She’s 20 months pregnant.

  11. malc0mn

    Can’t think of anything but ‘Mastodon’…

  12. Star Droppings

    I don’t know if that “Nothin’ but a t-shirt on” lyric would have the same effect these days.

  13. DeucePickle

    If you want to start including more pics of her giganto-cans and fewer pics of anyone with the last name Kardashian or anyone repping the Jersey Shore, that would be just fine with me.

  14. El Jefe

    WTF, is she in her 12th month of pregnancy?

  15. I’d be putting down a tarp before I let her get in my car…that thing is gonna blow, and it’s gonna be EPIC.

  16. Lita

    There has to be more than one baby in there. HIDE THE MEXICAN FOOD!

  17. I hear she has a tattoo across her abdomen that says “Goodyear.”

  18. howmanybabiesareinthere

    Jayyyysus! I”M STARVAIN!

  19. Fig

    Jessica Simpson in Los Angeles….and Orange County, and parts of Riverside.

  20. neo_v

    all I know is that is one of the luckiest babies, ever, for the next few months…

  21. Giggidy

    Got a boner just thinking about the Jessica Simpson bikni photos that are going to come so very very boner soon. Huge titties.

  22. Fact: the father is actually the Hamburglar.

  23. Buddy the Elf

    Groundhog Day!

    I feel like we’ve seen the SAME pics of her shuffling her feet around a parking garage in a stolen drape for like 6 months.

  24. onos

    just water weight my ass

  25. spartacus

    Moochee wabba gwop gwop… Solo

  26. neighborhood bag lady?

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