Outfit from the new Jessica Simpson fashion line, “Muumuus for Moo-moos”. Thanx for being an easy target, pre- during- and inevitably post- pregnancy fatty!
“I have to hold down its foot like this or else it’ll kick’ them 48 barbecue wings right outta mah stomach!”
“Your cargo plane is waiting, M’am.”
Why oh why would you wear horizontal stripes at 10 months pregnant?!?!
It’s a great big fashion FUCK U to the world.
Oh dear, she’s gone full muumuu.
Meet the next Carnie Wilson
She looks great for being 4 months pregnant.
It’s nice when pregnant women are still up for a handjob.
Hey come on guys, cut her some slack. She’s 20 months pregnant.
I think she’s pregnant with the entire Chipotle’s menu.
Can’t think of anything but ‘Mastodon’…
I don’t know if that “Nothin’ but a t-shirt on” lyric would have the same effect these days.
oh it does, it sure does!
If you want to start including more pics of her giganto-cans and fewer pics of anyone with the last name Kardashian or anyone repping the Jersey Shore, that would be just fine with me.
WTF, is she in her 12th month of pregnancy?
I’d be putting down a tarp before I let her get in my car…that thing is gonna blow, and it’s gonna be EPIC.
this made me L O L
There has to be more than one baby in there. HIDE THE MEXICAN FOOD!
I hear she has a tattoo across her abdomen that says “Goodyear.”
I’m just being a smart-ass. I actually love her like a sister…who’s into incest.
From what I hear, it’s not the brother-sister variety of incest she’s into.
Jayyyysus! I”M STARVAIN!
Jessica Simpson in Los Angeles….and Orange County, and parts of Riverside.
all I know is that is one of the luckiest babies, ever, for the next few months…
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