1. “No, really! Then the little fucker sits on my lap and asks me for a football!”

  2. “I captured him on the streets of Taiwan. His name is Backdraft, and he likes to burn things.”

  3. BP

    Mommy, why’s that homeless man trying to steal our puppy and our luggage?

  4. Kiefer gets to ride for half price this way.

  5. EricLr

    Santa departs for his well-earned vacation.

  6. Contusion

    What’s the deal with old actors and scarves?

  7. Man, hipsters sure are aging fast.

  8. Hume

    “That was my other dog impression!”

  9. “Just give me a Gandalf,” he said to his barber.

  10. El Jefe

    100 years old and still cooler than 90% of the other fuckers in Hollywood.

  11. Say what you will, but the crazy old bastard can tie a full windsor!

  12. turd da third

    This pict is what happens when you travel too soon after your enema

  13. Kat

    ♪♫♪ I like to sing-a, about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a…♪♫♪

  14. The TROOF

    Met this guy back in the early 2000′s. Complete fucking dick. I hope he has a fucking stroke.

  15. neo_v

    he has absolutely no idea where he is, or why he has a small dog in his bag

  16. Swearin

    Dumbledore’s taking a vacation

  17. Biff

    Is that what old, rich, happy and who gives a shit looks like?

    Yeah baby…

  18. Silver Streak

    So then she turns around and says “if you’re not going to eat the prunes yourself then I’m going to sneak them in your pastries” I mean, come on. I’m not difficult, hah, I just don’t enjoy prunes as much as some people. I rather have a nice warm bran muffin, I’m willing to compromise.

  19. Bigalkie

    If he wasn’t an ” actor “, people would randomly kick the shit out of him for no reason. What a schmuk!

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