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  1. Honoring the Irish in film…might as well honor them for their food while you’re at it.

    • Speaking as an American living in Ireland, I’m here to tell you that the food is absolutely fantastic. Similarly, Colin Farrell is delicious.

    • Fer fucksake, just how many ways can you cook a potato?

      • Anyway, like I was sayin’, potato is the fruit of the earth. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They’s uh, potato-kabobs, potato creole, potato gumbo, potato pancakes. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. They’s sweet potato, potato gratin, duchess potato, twice-baked potato, potato soup, potato stew, potato salad, scalloped potato, mashed potato sandwich. That… that’s about it.

  2. Frank Burns

    He wore the same outfit to the “Honoring the Irish in Breakfast Cereals Awards” event last week, where he handed out “The Lucky Charm” trophy. Next week, he’s off to the “Honoring the Irish in Bathing Awards” in hopes of winning the coveted “Irish Spring” award. Yes, I do have too much time on my hands, and yes I do watch too much tv.

  3. I particularly loved the touching and emotional portrayal he turned in as Bullseye, the Irish hitman from the movie Daredevil.

    • And I particularly loved how they subtly clued us in to Bullseye’s Irishness with a song that begins, “You see, I’m Irish, but I’m not a leprechaun…”

  4. Nobody plays depressing drunks quite like the Irish.

  5. EricLr

    I wonder how many people it took to pull him off someone’s wife and dress him in that suit.

  6. He looks dapper, but since it’s Colin Farrell you know he’s just finishing a five minute string of profanity without taking a breath.

  7. El Jefe

    Jonah Hill has an Oscar nomination and Colin Farrell has never had one. If that does not tell you that the Oscars are bullshit, I don’t know what will.

    • Sliver

      Exactly. Farrell is that rare good-looking actor who can actually act.

      • I agree with you. I saw him recently in a movie (A Home at the End of the World) in which he played an apparent bicycle…er, I mean bi-sexual. He was excellent. First time I had seen him in a roll that complex, and he pulled it off masterfully. If you’ve not seen the film, it’s definitely worth it.

      • Sliver

        Vito, I think I may have seen every film he has ever made. I have to cop to my girl-boner that I have for him.

      • Sliver

        Haha..bicycle. That was kind of funny. :)

  8. Lita

    I don’t see how anybody can find him attractive. He looks smarmy.

  9. Pippy Longcockings

    He looks like Al Capone with a porno ‘stache.

  10. somerandomchic

    Usually I think he’s pretty ho,t but he looks like Douchy McDouchington in this pic.

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