I know it would result in a visit to a pharmacy and be more like throwing a hotdog down a hallway but I still would…
“OK, which one of you is the slut?”
It’s like double the hotness…that’s been thoroughly raped and drowned in vodka.
Emma Watson’s not going to like getting her dress back all stretched out like that.
or this could just be captioned, “Any club in L.A., Thursday.”
haha, no shit. So true.
“Think of all the money you’ll save on roofies!”
Looks like they gained a bit of weight.
“Whose turn is it to change Hef’s catheter?”
Quick, somebody photoshop Stephen Hawking in behind them.
On the left…not so bad…on the right…wtf happened?
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito were hotter twins than these two.
They got big. Must have started to swallow the loads instead of spitting them out.
Double your pleasure, double the skank.
Two Whores trying to look like they have coco’s ass…
I’ll buy that for a dollar!
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