It’s as if her husband pulled them apart looking for a pot of gold… or a loose crumb…. who knows..
Stretch marks, ick.
you better hope you don’t get em
This is what’s wrong with America, right here. Her surgeon looked at this when he was done and said, “Meh. Good enough.”
You’re totally right.
You’ve got to be kidding…there’s much more wrong with our country than lousy boob jobs.
Although, come to think of it, Tupperware Tits really is a serious problem.
I’m pretty sure he meant the lack of workmanship in general.
Her right breast is attending the 5th Annual Hollywood Domino Gala & Tournament in Los Angeles, the left breast is attending the 5th Annual Hollywood Domino Gala & Tournament in Hollywood, Florida.
Has someone has been digging in her chest looking for her heart of gold
Jebus, what the fuck happened to her face.
She reminds me of a chimpanzee!
THANK YOU! I’ve always thought she looked like a monkey. And, not for nothing, those fake choppers and gawdy makeup AIN’T HELPIN.
add blue paint and she could be avatar?
She is so fat she can’t completely open her eyes. The sensible dinner of a Red Bull put her over her daily quota of 300 calories.
They look very loose
It’s amazing how big A-Cups look when you weigh only 30 pounds.
Jigsaw, is that you?
I understand that making fried eggs out of leather is a good idea for storage and longevity, but who’s going to want to eat them?
She has stretch marks in her boobs
who cares, many people do
why do you have to call her out on it?
to make yourself feel better
It’s just that, when you pay a fortune to have your breasts unnaturally stuffed (and poorly at that), you might as well add that extra few hundred dollars to get the stretch marks lasered off.
You can’t laser off stretchmarks, retard. It’s not a magic wand, it’s a laser.
It looks like she’s wearing a chestplate made out of silly putty and bronzer.
What the hell happened to this chick?
Maybe she should’ve invested that money in her face. Because…ouch.
100% spot on. No matter how big the boobies get, she’ll still have that mug sitting on top of them. YIKES.
At least you can put a bag on it….errr wait let’s correct that.
At least you can put a potato sack on it that will cover the face and her wonk boobs.
HaHa! She went to Tara Reid’s plastic surgeon.
Yeah, with a “Buy One — Get One Free” coupon she got out of the Pennysaver.
No, she went to Tori Spellings plastic surgeon. They both have that “somebody hit me in the sternum with a baseball bat, caved in” look
Fatso baboon face….with a heaping side of crazy.
Everybody thinks they can impersonate Rene Zellweger
fuck, this is not how i wanted to start my weekend.
Her tits are fleeing in confusion
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