superficial

  1. It’s as if her husband pulled them apart looking for a pot of gold… or a loose crumb…. who knows..

  2. Brought It

    Stretch marks, ick.

  3. JC

    This is what’s wrong with America, right here. Her surgeon looked at this when he was done and said, “Meh. Good enough.”

  4. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Her right breast is attending the 5th Annual Hollywood Domino Gala & Tournament in Los Angeles, the left breast is attending the 5th Annual Hollywood Domino Gala & Tournament in Hollywood, Florida.

  5. George P Burdell

    Has someone has been digging in her chest looking for her heart of gold

  6. Jam

    Jebus, what the fuck happened to her face.

  7. Ben

    add blue paint and she could be avatar?

  8. George P Burdell

    She is so fat she can’t completely open her eyes. The sensible dinner of a Red Bull put her over her daily quota of 300 calories.

  9. NOI

    They look very loose

  10. The Brown Streak

    It’s amazing how big A-Cups look when you weigh only 30 pounds.

  11. Jigsaw, is that you?

  12. I understand that making fried eggs out of leather is a good idea for storage and longevity, but who’s going to want to eat them?

  13. Isa

    She has stretch marks in her boobs

  14. It looks like she’s wearing a chestplate made out of silly putty and bronzer.

    What the hell happened to this chick?

  15. Aggie

    Maybe she should’ve invested that money in her face. Because…ouch.

    • Crabby Old Guy

      100% spot on. No matter how big the boobies get, she’ll still have that mug sitting on top of them. YIKES.

    • vgirl

      At least you can put a bag on it….errr wait let’s correct that.
      At least you can put a potato sack on it that will cover the face and her wonk boobs.

  16. your mom

    HaHa! She went to Tara Reid’s plastic surgeon.

  17. Cock Dr

    Fatso baboon face….with a heaping side of crazy.

  18. Everybody thinks they can impersonate Rene Zellweger

  19. mrsmass

    fuck, this is not how i wanted to start my weekend.

  20. ktulu

    Her tits are fleeing in confusion

  21. Fat bitch got stretch marks

  22. Contusion

    Does she have eyeballs? Never seen ‘em.

  23. joe

    Did Moses part her chest?

  24. HailSatan

    What a face. She’s frigging gross!

  25. Somehow, in some bizarre way, she looks like a reindeer.

  26. Someone is going to have to explain hollywood chicks to me. Why would you put on a dress that reveals a disgustingly gross physical attribute, when if you covered it people might think you were attractive. Where does that come from?

    WHY do titties that small have stretch marks???

  27. victoria

    i love how joe camel is a big enough star that he gets his own posts!

  28. El Jefe

    I am scared to think what she is going to look like in 15-20 years. Uggh.

  29. Joaquin ingles

    “Hey! You in the back. Take the mask off. Oh sorry…”

  30. Anna

    I’m sorry but to me she is so ugly…

  31. Mike701

    She has that Mr. Ed meets Planet of the Apes look down.

  32. Am I the only one that can’t look at this without thinking of the movie “Deliverance?”

  33. “I’ll bet you didn’t know that Falkor the Luckdragon has cleavage, did you?”

  34. Lita

    Bad teeth, bad boob job. Nice going!

  35. Wrynoceros

    Spray tan? Uhhh, no, why would I have gotten a spray tan…

  36. sweetlips

    anime eyes – check
    horse face – check
    fake tits – check
    visible stretch marks all over the body – check
    home wrecker – check
    attention whore – check
    check please??

  37. unableunwilling

    “Do you have that number 9 acrylic?”

  38. Nobody

    Cleavagy clothing is a PRIVILEGE, not a right!

  39. Ed Ed

    This chick is REALLY hard on the eyes.

  40. n.

    I’m sure your body is fabulous. This woman is rail thin yet you still have the audacity to be, “ewwwy stretch marks”.

    You are a tool.

    Or probably just an extreme self hating troll fatty covered in plenty of your own stretch marks.

    All women have them somewhere.

    Go fuck yourself.

  41. Mike

    Dexter.

  42. Leo DeFaprio

    Not even remotely attractive. Sad, really.

  43. El Jefe

    And I ran, I ran so far away…couldn’t get away.

  44. Steelerchick

    Oh go suck a Lemon…….

  45. instahater

    This is one picture that her surgeon shouldn’t put on his craigslist ad

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