shouldn’t that hand be black?

Her panties must be soaked watching those B-Ball games.
Your welcome for that image in your head.
Wonderin out loud what they’d smell like.
I’m gonna go take my Meds now. Ta.

She looks cute there. My head my explode.

“Lady, if you meant that giant finger for “one in the stink” you have the wrong Kardashian.”

So THAT’s how you tickle a wookie’s pink… Lucas should take note…

I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you…

Kourtney’s thoughts: “… Challenge accepted.”

A gynecologist’s “Khloe Adapter.”

Bigfoot, meet Bigfinger

Looks like they correctly put her in the “dysmorphic” section.

Sadly that is still not big enough to satisfy her.

Ah yes, the familiar smile of Khloe after a rigorous anal probing.

I wouldn’t finger Khloe with a 2 foot orange foam hand…but is it wrong that I’d watch that chick do it?

“C’mon , smell my finger…”

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I CRUSH your head ! Poke Poke Poke.

Woman behind her: “Please, for fuck’s sake, kill that fame whore!”

“Okay…Why have you been following me?”
“Can I borrow your novelty finger? It’s for my girlfriend…”

Well, you know what they say… if the glove fits

While some Kardashians prefer the likeness of a black microphone others need the smooth and plump facsimile of an all beef hot dog to satiate their appetite.

“You’re right, lady. Even after sucking off my husband and most of his friends, there’s no way I could fit that thing in my mouth.”

“Finger, Finger on my hand…who is the biggest Kardouchian in the land?”

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose …

Suddenly feel a strong urge to listen to some Nick Cave