‘The Loin King’ featuring Max Johnson.
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I never see the children I’ve fathered, but I’m pretty sure he’s doing it wrong.
Once more Eric had to wrestle poor Maxwell from his mother’s maw as she became enraged at the sudden Cheeto’s shortage…
Still haven’t gotten a ring on your meal ticket man.
Close the deal before she swells up and bursts. Widower is a much more sympathetic figure than “unemployed baby daddy”.
These are not the jugs I’m looking for
Maxwell? He named his daughter after the Geico pig?
Just like a football
If you are anyone in Hollywood, you dangle your babies. Ask Britney and Micheal Jackson. Oh wait…
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