Jessie J at The 2014 Brit Awards in London. (February 19, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Drag queens usually have clever names.
Never blow Prince.
Did (s)he just blow Barney?
“Dass when I say, ‘Ayyyy, Papi; -Smurf.'”
Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
Blew Vanilla Ice, Ice-T, and Ice Cube…all in one evening.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
looks like Miley tongued her.
She’d be way hotter if she just looked the other way.
“How did you know I gave Charlie Sheen a blow job?”
“Red balls gives you wings!”
I really dig her, but no…This does not work.
She can be hot, I swear!
She’s doing the “baby stops breathing and is resuscitated on freeway,” that’s so hot in America this week.
Still looks better than KimK
“Yes, this dress is pretty cold. Why’d you ask?
Guys can get blue balls so it doesn’t surprise me women can get blue lips. Someone get this chick some cock!
I’ma tell you somethin about me, Joe Rogan that you might not know… I smoke rocks.
for the last time woman–SNORT the cocaine…don’t eat it!
Looks like she rubbed her lips with sidewalk chalk.
I’m sorry, feel free to replace ‘she’ and ‘her’, with whatever gender patronizing pronoun that is comfortable for you.
No, woman. No.
She looks like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns.
Holy fuck-balls, when did Paz de la Huerta and Lady Gaga have a nightmare baby.
Did she pash Kelly “purple lips” Osborne? *shudders*
Lesbian horror movie.
Dexter looks good in drag.
started at the ass…worked my way up and…
THAT’S A MAN, BABY
the pastel lipstick craze is NEVER a good thing, it never looks good, ever.
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