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  1. Sinead O’Douchebag

  2. Michelle

    Don’t get the appeal of this kid at all.

  3. it had to be said

    Pro tip: his jacket says “kick me” in Chinese.

  4. melbot

    Only Mike Posner can rock that look…

  5. I always wondered what happened to the son from “Nip/Tuck.” (No, I didn’t.)

  6. AIDS is a terrible disease.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The beard suits him. It’s kinda downy.

  8. cc

    That Chinese character is there to make you realize he’s a deeply reflective individual.

  9. Chris

    Have you seen my baseball?

  10. Cock Dr

    Ladies, do you really want this flying through your bedroom window for sparkle hickey kisses?

  11. I guess he prefers to savour before swallowing.

  12. Ahhh! Kill it with fire!!

  13. Joaquin ingles

    Ahh, finally a Goonies sequel. I wonder if they pay him in Rocky Road ice cream?

  14. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    Sinead O’Connor is finally starting to look more feminine

  15. TobiasFunke

    Keep cutting, lower…lower….

  16. dontkillthemessenger

    He doesn’t look as gay, but his douche level is still the same.

  17. Colin

    Ha! As if! Bel Ami would never let him into th– What? Bel Ami is a movie? Never mind, then.

  18. heylove

    he’s so fucking hot

    yummy!

  19. Pewpsock

    “Guess who just farted??? This guy!!!”

  20. Pewpsock

    It’s too bad they also didn’t give his eyebrows a haircut.

  21. time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian

  22. Frenchgal

    That’s ugly…. And why is he always sucking in his cheeks ???

  23. celebsloveme

    “Your story has become tiresome. Would you like to touch my monkey?”

  24. Sliver

    He looks like he might be storing that jizz away for winter.

  25. gigi

    I… just…. don’t…. get..it……

  26. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    “Yeah, I buzzed my head so I look more like CT from The Drunken MTV Challenges of Has Beens. Now no one will recognize me.”

  27. Jimmy

    this picture tells me he had brain surgery…and by the look on his face…it didn’t go well

  28. drkay

    He looks like Stewie from Family Guy

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