1. I like it when a girl looks like she churns her own butter.

  2. Deacon Jones

    I like it when you can tell she enjoys being degraded, which this one surely does.

  3. cc

    Just imagine her face when she sees those tiny, triangle half sandwiches you always get at these things.

  4. it had to be said

    Ronald McDonald is a tranny?

  5. Her necklace almost looks like it says ‘kettlebell’, which is exactly what her head is shaped like.

  6. She promptly left after realizing it wasn’t the Hamhouse launch party.

  7. Alitax

    The place is called Glamhouse–why the heck would they invite someone so unglamorous?

  8. mrsmass

    what happened to this chick? she’s unrecognizable.

  9. Her necklace says ‘Aim here’.

  10. The Brown Streak

    This photo session better hurry up. She has to go pick up her kids Bud and Kelly from school.

  11. mel

    you know, i’ve written lots of terrible things about this one but recently i’ve had a change of heart i suppose. i’d love to stink up my wang with her butthole juices. in fact, like tila tequila, i’d plunge her corn wagon until poop leaked from her nipples!

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    And then the Little Mermaid became Mrs. Prince

  13. cc

    Does her necklace say LatteStreet?

  14. sprub

    Holy , she’s only 28 !
    She looks like a San Fernando C-class porn factory.

  15. George P Burdell

    Which is more natural her hair color or the her breasts?

  16. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    never heard of her before until this place.

  17. AnnaDraconida

    Miley Cyrus in 5 years.

  18. Bonky

    This chick is a real person ? I always thought she was one of the low end “Real Dolls”.

  19. Jerry

    Who is this?

  20. Jezebel

    She’s slowly morphing into Scary Spice…

  21. Nice tits. I wonder who installed them.

    And exactly who in the hell is “Katie Girl”?

  22. So fresh-faced and natural looking.


  23. Fun fact: None of the colors in this photo is found in nature.

  24. chuck

    I am bllllliiiiinnnnnddddd I used the zoom and saw her hideous scar

  25. fuckyourwannabecunt

    Jesus fucking christ this is so not cool. Women these days may as well be on crack/pcp/meth/ketamine.. Qualudes… she fucking looks like a 10,000 year old mummified old hag from the “old days”

    I am not religious but damn.. “GOD HELP HER”


    • fuckyourwannabecunt

      she = Joan Rivers. but yet, they both exist in the same world.. at the same time.. mind boggling.

  26. Dream Pizza

    Does no one look their age anymore?! I thought this chick was 35 not 28. Miley Cyrus looks 25, Selena Gomez 12. WTF!

  27. tlmck

    Aubrey Yesterday.

  28. dinosaurland

    Somewhere, this girl’s father is just so proud.

  29. zero

    I’d hit it.

  30. Boob Fan

    I can’t believe you find her hot but you made fun of Adele. What the hell is wrong with you?

  31. Sliver

    28 is looking like ass these days. I am not much older than her, but I manage to look 17. What the fuck happened to that, um, girl?

  32. Mr. Rogers

    We all eat our own poo every once in a while. I’m just man enough to admit that I do it.

  33. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    ‘My name is Aubrey. Not Neon Hitch.’

  34. steve chavez

    if she was more manly id be on it

  35. Jess

    Can someone please explain to me what is attractive about this person?

  36. Viewer

    Kat Von D meets Jersey Shore

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