Fantasy Friday is now complete.
Jennifer looks pregnant. Is that a baby growing in her tummy?
“You! I know you spoke to that husband stealing witch! Tell me! Tell me what she said!!
This is the way Brad kissed me.
Starting out great. Jen has Malin’s nipple erect.
… and yet somehow she’s still boring as hell.
All I need now is Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” and I’m good to go. #nerdreference
Well played, young man.
I kissed a mackerel and I liked it
That did it. I’m unable to function the rest of the day. How I’d love to be in the middle of that.
If you stare at Aniston’s dress you can see 3D dolphins and a shark – Trippy!
*walks unsteadily away from computer and lays down*
Oh Aniston for some reason I do like you and things like this only continue it.
Jen becomes more interesting.
And Brad used to hold me like this before we kissed.
When I squeeze your cheeks, you look just like a young Katherine Heigl
“No, I don’t have any scissors. Why’d you ask?”
“Back off, bitch, the nipples are MY schtick!”
This was the moment, right here.
This just flies in the face of McFeely’s ‘No God Theory’.
Are you chewing gum? Did you bring enough for the whole premier?
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