Fantasy Friday is now complete.

“You! I know you spoke to that husband stealing witch! Tell me! Tell me what she said!!

This is the way Brad kissed me.

Starting out great. Jen has Malin’s nipple erect.

… and yet somehow she’s still boring as hell.

All I need now is Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” and I’m good to go. #nerdreference

I kissed a mackerel and I liked it

That did it. I’m unable to function the rest of the day. How I’d love to be in the middle of that.

If you stare at Aniston’s dress you can see 3D dolphins and a shark – Trippy!

Must…remain…relevant

*walks unsteadily away from computer and lays down*

Oh Aniston for some reason I do like you and things like this only continue it.

Jen becomes more interesting.

And Brad used to hold me like this before we kissed.

When I squeeze your cheeks, you look just like a young Katherine Heigl

“No, I don’t have any scissors. Why’d you ask?”

“Back off, bitch, the nipples are MY schtick!”

This was the moment, right here.

This just flies in the face of McFeely’s ‘No God Theory’.

Are you chewing gum? Did you bring enough for the whole premier?

my prayers have been answered… almost

This may be the only sex tape I’d actually buy.

Fisting or gtfo.

Malin Akerman is really fucking hot. Unfortunately for her, Jennifer Aniston is infinitely hotter.

Anyone see that turd of a film called “Horrible Bosses”? It was a Horrible Movie except for the scenes Aniston was in.

Mmmmm…test pattern ass feeling up Paquin Ackerman.

I like were this pic is going.

“My stylist warned me not to expose myself to frigid temperatures in this dress. Wooooooopsies!”

Suddenly the room went silent as onlookers began to collectively believe that this…was…going to happen.

No I would go see “this” movie.

Malin Akerman is looking a little Malin Haggardly. And I always thought she was beautiful before.

“How much Vitamin Water do you drink? You do not have one wrinkle.”