1. I want a threesome with her and Adele, and a few cases of Hostess cupcakes dumped on us.

  2. Senor Trout

    ‘Fat chicks with flat chests make Homer go something-something.’

  3. “Before I continue, it is an all you can eat buffet, right?”

  4. Deacon Jones

    Clearly, God forgot to notify her tits that they were supposed to join the party…

  5. Spankey

    Ladies and gentleman, I give you the world’s tallest dwarf.

  6. stacy

    Just let her keep singing while I keep pounding that ass.

  7. So Sharper Image is making ‘microphones’ now, eh? Clever, very clever.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “What am I doing here? I’m a flutist, for crying out loud!”

  9. How did she gain 25lbs from her Superbowl appearance!?! It was only two weeks ago, for crying out loud.

  10. Fat chicks with small tits is proof that god is but a comforting fantasy.

  11. Rico Jones

    She has such a horrible fidget like body. Very ugly.

  12. cc

    I get that stage is a’rockin’ alright.

  13. Mr. CREOSOTE

    BRING ME A BUCKET.

  14. Brit

    Her derriere is a second cousin, once removed, of Kim’s.

  15. Why is Khloe smiling?

  16. The Almighty living Boner

    I will fuck this.

  17. sprub

    I bet if she had a tit-butt inversion, some bozo would find the way to complain she had no ass.

    That being said, someone should modify compression dresses to migrate some of the ass higher up.

  18. Jill Ess

    You know you have given up when you are happy to perform in front of a crowd while wearing gym pants.

  19. Joaquin ingles

    You know you’ve got a situation when your arms chafe.

  20. dontkillthemessenger

    I’ve always considered myself an “Ass Man”. However, I don’t want the ass ON a man.

  21. Cookie

    Harry & David mascot.

  22. AnnaDraconida

    She’s huge, yet flat-chested. How unfortunate.

  23. Bob

    Wearing the old red/cyan 3D glasses causes her to look thinner than Mila Kunis. Lighting guy gets a raise!

  24. Buddy the Elf

    Did she eat Xtina ?

  25. lawn

    Get the plunger ready!

  26. The only thing hard as rock in this picture are her arteries.

  27. And people think Khloe Kardashian looks bad…???

  28. Paul

    Kinda looks like she’s got the body proportions of one of those midget people… ya know, with the really fat…. you know what? Just look at her, and you should instinctively know what i’m talking about.

  29. Terry

    You couldn’t pay me to fuck that!

  30. tlmck

    As the great Roger Miller once sang, “You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd…”

  31. Hugh Jackman

    Isn’t there something chicks can do to get bigger tits? I don’t mean surgery, I mean like eat some food like red meat or exercise. Maybe it’s titty sucking I’m thinking of. Anyway, if any women out there need a titty sucking post on my FB, ty.

  32. Rob

    Huge ass, no boobs.

  33. Carla

    SOOOOOOOOOWEEEE!!! *cue Dueling Banjos*

  34. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Kelly Clarkson or Rachel Rae? Both have abnormally annoying voices, faces, and haircuts.

  35. Kurt C.

    Who’s High Pitch?

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