1. Contusion

    If you are going to take a hostage, you might as well take one that covers your entire body.

    • Contusion

      I’ll bet your best friends isn’t too excited about you going on the internet and telling complete strangers about his personal finances.

  2. “Back away from those Doritos, little one.”

  3. It’s the Latin Skarsgaard….

  4. Deacon Jones

    “Miss, you appeared to have sat on a compressed air hose”

  5. stacy

    If I hold onto this one the Hurricane can not budge me.

  6. “that craft services table is for performers ONLY!!”

  7. Cock Dr

    Call 911

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    A sockhead and his sockhead wench

  9. Lever

    She’s got that smile that says he just told me I’m beautiful on the inside.

  10. arnieblackblack

    Fatty’s got a wide-on

  11. The Brown Streak

    Careful, she might confuse your arm with a fried chicken wing.

  12. judging you

    You’re too pretty to go out like that Enrique! Just let her finish whatever she’s after!

  13. Chubby chaser hell, chubby catcher!

  14. dakjshjkh

    americans are so fat!

  15. Guest

    i get that fat jokes are easy to make, but be a little more creative rather than make fun of a child for her weight. thats f*cked up.

    • AnnaDraconida

      Can we make fun of her parents, then? Or modern society in general, where obesity is becoming the norm?

    • Contusion

      I get that it’s easy to go on celebrity blogs and give people shit for making fun of fat kids, but be a little more original. why not go after politicians who want to take away birth control? Now there’s a worthy target.

  16. Bonky

    “Fuck, another girl fan. Everyone told me if I got into singing I would be rolling in hot dudes. This sucks.”

  17. dontkillthemessenger

    I don’t know how the 12 tear-old became pregnant, but I’m going to guess the dude in the picture with makeup on didn’t do it.

  18. “C’mon, Enrique, grab my tit. Just one time. Either one…”

  19. I hate to tell you, honey – he’s just not that into you. Or chicks in general.

  20. He’s catering to his audience I see.

  21. tlmck

    He’s dating Kelly Clarkson now?

  22. Colostomy Bag

    At least she seems to be enjoying the role of his beard.

  23. dinosaurland

    Sorry, kid, only dudes get the two armed hug.

  24. “Hans op ebribody or I choot de panda!”

  25. “Please excuse me I don’t mean to be rude…
    But tonight I’m feeding you…”

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