These compression dresses have become the equivalent of putting “I’m a REAL woman” in your online dating profile. When you see it, you know she’s fat.
Yeah, but you know you’d do her! *runs away*
Yeah, she is SUCH a sow. Oink oink.
*head on keyboard*
I’m with you, Dr. I think she looks great. And after Googling her I’ve come to the realization that her boobs are real!
I wouldn’t mind compressing her for a time or two..
You know that waffle pattern you get on your ankle when you remove an ace bandage…now imagine a full body of that.
We call that an “anti-slip surface…”
Skinny chicks wear these bandage dresses, too. They give curves to the scrawny and “compress” and shape the chubby. Win-win for everybody. And, no, trust me, they don’t leave marks.
Looks like she’s wearing one of Love-Hewitt’s old dresses.
That dress needs her more than she needs it.
Do those bands separate so you can do sort you can spin her out of that dress and leave her so dizzy she doesn’t know what depraved thing you are going to do next? That would be awesome.
If only you could sound like Chris Farley when you say that.
Compression dresses don’t allow you to hide much of anything. Put a fat chick in one and it may blend some of the fat folds together, but you’ll still have awkward lumps.
Now that’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout!
When they’re on the girl, they’re called “compression dresses”. When they’re on the floor and you see what they’ve been hiding, they’re called “Depression dresses”.
Rumor Willis looked like a disaster in a bandage dress… so it’s safe to say they aren’t miracle workers.
imo, thank goodness for cute borderline chubby chicks
This girl is borderline chubby? What the hell??
Looks borderline smoldering to me.
Ahh, my new favorite porn star.
How did she manage to hold J.Lo.Hew still enough, in order to tear off her fave bandage dress?
I’ll bet it’s moist.
Ok, I am a straight female, and still think she definitely has nice tits. (I followed Anon’s google link. )
frigging Herve Leger… fooling men for decades! lol
These dresses have made Leger a fortune !!
They’re flattering on most women. What do men wear that’s universally flattering on them?
A tuxedo, maybe?
Oh I KNOW !! A Fat wallet ! LOL
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