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  1. Contusion

    This is what this guy’s entire life has been like. You’d think he’d look a little less surprised at this point.

  2. “Bloody hell, we can’t build a car that can make it across the street without breaking down, but we can build a half man half fish?”

  3. Michelle

    Startled by Camilla’s twin

  4. Deacon Jones

    “I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

  5. stacy

    Charles “What kind of shit did that doctor give me?”

  6. fishsgirlfriend

    Oh my sweet Jesus Deacon Jones is the shit!!!!

  7. it had to be said

    My goodness, what part of the Empire is that chap from?

  8. “And after they couldn’t get it off me in that manner, I realized to myself: ‘You know, all in all, I think I’d prefer living *this* way from now on.’ And so I have, Your Highness. So I have.”

  9. Cock Dr

    Is it REALLY good to king if this is the kind of obligations one has to fulfill?
    I know the houses and domestic help are nice and all, but once the ability to rape, pillage and cut off heads was taken away it can’t be that much fun anymore.

  10. And that’s when the Prince realized he, once again, had been Punk’d by Dumbledore.

  11. (sung with English accent)…”Fish heads, fish heads, rolly-polly fish heads…”

  12. At least the little black kid is there saying it for everyone else in the picture…

  13. “Jeeves…hand me the winchester”

  14. cc

    The prince suddenly realizes who the Sandringham House killer really is.

  15. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “I’ve enough of this shit. Are McDonald’s still hiring?”

  16. The Brown Streak

    “Get away from me, you pheasant!”

  17. Oh dear, I do believe HRH the Prince of Wales has just soiled himself…

  18. little turtle head

    why does that giant bird sculpture have a little black kid in its beak???

  19. Willie Dixon

    “I say, is anybody else seeing this? Anybody?”
    “Come this way ‘Prince’ Charles…”

  20. TobiasFunke

    You’d think he could pull a better-looking bird than that, being prince and all.

  21. “Would that be one of the Angry Birds one keeps hearing about?”

  22. “Camilla, display a bit of decorum and get the hell out of that thing!”

  23. journalschism

    Two guys who suck at being mascots.

  24. “No no man, I told you I wanted to see the peasants. Peasants! You know, the ones who work in the fields. Vassals, serfs, etc.”

  25. Hank E. Ring

    Camilla, I said stay in the car!

  26. Mumbler

    He took his vorpal sword in hand:
    Long time the manxome foe he sought–
    So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
    And stood awhile in thought.

  27. Clown Shoes

    “Don’t be startled Sir…that’s just Barbara Walters here for the interview.”

  28. tlmck

    As the Brits would say, “that is one ugly bird”. Referring to Camilla standing behind the Prince.

  29. bolbol

    It’s the greatest WTF face I have ever seen

  30. “Exactly how would one clean and cook one of these creatures?”

  31. “What? No, never mind the giant mutant head – it is the shirt that is ghastly!”

  32. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    *Hmm… I could use this instead of the paper bag…* “Oh, Camilla!”

  33. Jimmy

    Excuse me my dear madam, but I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure.
    Your majesty that’s a bird.
    How dare you use such working class language in front of a lady

  34. Bam

    In every picture there’s always a small black child slave plotting the second phase of his escape with his eyes.

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