1. He’s riding that bike like a jerk.

  2. meeps!

    Who thought it was a good idea to teach Gollum to ride a bike!?!

  3. DeucePickle

    Navin R. Johnson….sounds like a typical yuppie bastard.
    DIE, GAS PUMPER !

  4. He’s totally gonna be an awesome grandpa…

  5. Cock Dr

    It doesn’t take long for the ungodly smell and noise of babies to drive a man right out of his house.

  6. ThisWillHurt

    “Fuck you, handlebars. I’m Steve Martin.”

  7. Was this photo taken at the beginning or end of Steve’s bike ride?

    If at the end, he’ll live to be 80.

    If at the beginning, he won’t live long enough to take the kid to kindergarten.

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    So if someone dies while riding a bike, the bike stays upright?

  9. Lizardface

    He’s going to have to keep that heart rate up if he wants to see his kid turn 14.

  10. Just wait til he has to run alongside the bike to teach the kid to ride it himself

  11. Maybe mum should teach the kid how to ride a bike

  12. corkyst.clair

    In Steve’s case it’s understandable as to why he’s wearing a helmet cuz he’s ancient but anybody that’s over 6 that wears a bike helmet just makes me mad.

  13. Dick Hell

    Feel the burn.

  14. Toe Jam

    Peddle bike, inflates penis. Kinetic energy. Genius.

  15. sc4play

    I think I can………..I think…..I can…………I……….think………I……….can…………

  16. Why is the cork on the fork?

  17. Post PED, Lance Armstrong prepares for his big comeback.

  18. Come here, Norman. Hurry up! The loons! The loons!

  19. “I’m a WILD AND CRAAAAAAZY guy!!!!”

  20. KtothaJ

    Ruprecht really was crippled!?!

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