Steve Martin in Beverly Hills. (February 14, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
He’s riding that bike like a jerk.
“You don’t like my technique, ShitNickel? Well … EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE (pause) MEEEEEE!”
I gotta watch that again… ;)
is that a woody woodpecker paddleball in his cardigan pocket?
That’s all he needs. That and that magazine and the chair and the paddle ball game.
and this remote control unit…and that’s all
Who thought it was a good idea to teach Gollum to ride a bike!?!
Navin R. Johnson….sounds like a typical yuppie bastard.
DIE, GAS PUMPER !
He’s totally gonna be an awesome grandpa…
He just had his first kid this week. He ain’t gonna live to be a grandpa
It doesn’t take long for the ungodly smell and noise of babies to drive a man right out of his house.
“Fuck you, handlebars. I’m Steve Martin.”
Was this photo taken at the beginning or end of Steve’s bike ride?
If at the end, he’ll live to be 80.
If at the beginning, he won’t live long enough to take the kid to kindergarten.
So if someone dies while riding a bike, the bike stays upright?
He’s going to have to keep that heart rate up if he wants to see his kid turn 14.
Just wait til he has to run alongside the bike to teach the kid to ride it himself
Maybe mum should teach the kid how to ride a bike
In Steve’s case it’s understandable as to why he’s wearing a helmet cuz he’s ancient but anybody that’s over 6 that wears a bike helmet just makes me mad.
Really? How’s the head trauma coming?
Stupid people like you just kill me.
Feel the burn.
Peddle bike, inflates penis. Kinetic energy. Genius.
I think I can………..I think…..I can…………I……….think………I……….can…………
Why is the cork on the fork?
“Excuse me….may I please use the bathroom?”……….”Thank you”
Post PED, Lance Armstrong prepares for his big comeback.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up! The loons! The loons!
“I’m a WILD AND CRAAAAAAZY guy!!!!”
Ruprecht really was crippled!?!
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