Nice try, giant tits, but I still see a spoiled fame-whore of a cow.

We’re gonna need a bigger pair of Moosley Tribes to hide that fat ass.

MoooooOooooo.

That ass just keeps expanding more and more everyday.

Those handbags will only get bigger as her pregnancy progresses.

I see her latest ‘fashion’ is the old sweatshirt tied around the waist. NOT WORKING! Mooooooooooo!

Of course her phone is a BLACKberry.

The word that immediately jumps to mind is bulbous.
And MOO.

She’s going to get HUUUUGE. Hopefully Kanye will soon be too embarrassed to take her too fat ass out and we won’t see her for a few months.

For some reason, this reminds me of a Far Side comic strip, showing Kanye after Kim accidentally sat on him.

Heyyyy…Anyone know what ever happened to kimmykimkim?

Q: What did Kim Kardashian’s right leg say to her left leg?

A:Nothing, they’ve never been together.