flap flap flap
“Seriously… $200 then?”
Somebody’s gonna get to feel around that squishy belly trying to find her swamphole.
He’s kinda splotchy.
oops (see next pic)
The douchette found herself a douche. Good for them.
I can imagine she just gets trashed every night and stumbles into random bars and restaurants hoping some grey-bushed rich fucker will pay her tab and sponsor her for the night.
“come on toots, I already paid your bill…”
Anthony Bourdain you need SOME reservations…
Of the two, I would have to say that the picture has the more realistic cheek implants and hairline.
She wasn’t smiling a minute later when he asked if the was a Valentine’s Day discount.
Tara Reid out on a date with Don Johnson…no, wait…Nicholas Cage…wait, who the fuck is that?
Madame Tussaud’s won’t be happy she gave their statue herpes
She’s carrying a Birkin ?? Ugh.
By looking at his shirt and boots, to get a free meal she had to have told him she has a dick.
Little Girl Lost got old man’s cock up her anus that night.
“So what happened to the Yahoo Twins you were flitting about with? Tired of them already? They tired of you? No big deal. Just flash a smile and wiggle your ass at some other sucker, and you’re set for another 24.”
After discovering what happens when you spend the night with Tara Reid, Justin Bieber’s career was (mercifully) cut short.
What’s Tara’s non-St Tropez rate these days?
$1,000 a night, or $1,000 an hour?
I’ll bet she can be had for a nice champagne dinner, a bottle of Chivas Regal Royal Salute for back in your room, breakfast in the morning, and cab fare.
What the hell is coming out of the sleeve of that guy’s jacket? 2 arms/hands? Wtf?
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Tara Reid at BOA Steakhouse in West Hollywood. (February 14, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN