The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.15.13
Louis Anderson training for the reality show 'Splash' in Los Angeles. (February 14, 2013)
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The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.15.13
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Tattoo artists’ wet dream.
Who ordered the Beluga?
For Louis Anderson’s sake, the producers of “Splash” made certain that no Japanese fisherman were aware of his presence.
Call me Ishmael.
I like Louie Anderson a lot, but for the sake of his health, I wish he’d lose a bit of weight.
A bit? If you really liked him, you’d wish he would drop a ton of weight.
Hey, Photoboy – What the hell do you have against us readers?
He’s a comedian so it’s allowed.
Sweet – a new Jonah Hill flick ?
I’M BLIND!!!
The glare coming off of his back downed 3 commercial airliners.
so does he bleach his hair because it makes him look hotter?
My money’s on Louie winning the competition. Seriously, who’s gonna make a bigger splash than this guy when he cannonballs?
What do you mean that’s not the point of the show?
Chaz’s transformation is finally complete.
Why do I seriously doubt he’s going to perform any maneuver that could remotely be called “diving”
I swear I saw this in a cartoon once
I feel so sorry for the lining in those swimming trunks
I would carry guns and machetes in my folds all the time. Just in case.
Oh dear god.
At least he’s doing something active.
Good choice in swim trunks…stripes are slimming
Someone needs to tell Louis that the sun is free.
Until Obama taxes it.
The new catch phrase sweeping the nation: OBAMA’S FAULT. My girlfriend left me. OBAMA’S FAULT. I got bad breath. OBAMA’S FAULT. Ted Nugent molested my underage daughter, fucked my dog, then shot it. OBAMA’S FAULT.
It would be funny if this actually made sense. Did you know that taxes are their lowest since the 50s? Of course you didn’t. If taxes were higher, then your joke would at least have the potential to be funny. But you even missed the “potential” mark.
I don’t know if he’ll sink like a rock or float like a ice chest?
Shame. Get some.
Isn’t he from Minnesota? He pretty much looks like any late middle aged guy around here.
Anyone who looks like that should have died ten years ago.
A couple thoughts: 1. Just say Hell No to crack, Louie! 2. For the love of all things holy, pull your pants up son! 3. Probably take half an hour to undo THAT wedgie! Yikes!
Papa eat now!
You kow what they say about men with big feet? They got no asses.
Dude. No. Just NO. OK. Lose, tan, still be funny. OK? Thanks.
Not pictured: Ahab.
I thought Grimace was purple.
“Forget your wimpy ‘cannonballs’, bitches, my splash is a fucking DAISY CUTTER!”
Gonna cost them a fortune to refill the pool after every one of his dives.
Wow. Thought it was a picture of Rosie O’Donnel.