1. Insert tiny object here. Seen in background…Marlon Brando feeling jealous.

  2. meeps!

    And THAT is how one fellates Chris Brown…

  3. “We heard you were screen testing Lohan for a role in your movie, how did that go Chris?”

  4. Someone painted that white mic black.

  5. Not pictured on the microphone: Made in China.

  6. “Hold still. We just want to take a sample of your DNA to confirm you’re actually human…”

  7. No one ever got to hear what Chris Sanders had to say, because he was the first one to step up to that microphone after Kim Kardashian.

  8. As an unmuddied lake, Fred. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, Fred

  9. Guy looks link a mix of Bill Simmons and Bill Parcells.

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