superficial

  1. Looks like David is focusing on his workouts and not helping Kelly.

  2. George P. Burdell

    She better marry him soon or she will be too wide to continue making money in her choosen profession.

  3. you whore!…

  4. Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

    Pfft. All she has to do to get me to marry her away from that tool is utter the three magic words: I love anal.

  5. Gin&Tonic

    totally average face and body except for the huge boobs which really aren’t all that great/unusual anyhow

  6. You’re just going to keep torturing me with this aren’t you, Photo Boy. You sick bastard.

  7. Aren’t yoga pants supposed to make the ass look good? I had no idea hers was this bad.

  8. This whole scenario has significantly dampened my enthusiasm for her.

  9. tlmck

    Meanwhile, what the hell is that sticking out of the fence?

  10. “Shit, a photographer! Come here, hide my bon—I mean, kiss me, my love.”

  11. “Focus dammit, or you will end up with a bad case of dumpy butt.” “oh, too late.”

  12. penis

    you can do side bends or sit ups.
    but please don’t lose that butt.

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