Mickey Rourke in Los Angeles. (February 13, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Are the filming another Scared Straight?
Yes. This time, targeted at Lesbians.
Using Mickey Rourke? Me thinks it won’t work.
Tell me if you heard this before: Miley Cyrus, Vin Diesel and a lesbian walk into a b… Oh…
Mickey actually looks pretty good now. Seriously…
I always liked the guy, and I felt bad for him.
He should have killed his plastic surgeon.
He can’t do any worse than Dr. Drew.
“One of these things is not like the others… one of these things just doesn’t belong….”
those meetings are supposed to be anonymous people.
Modern day Manson and family.
“Okay, so you jump over the fence and knock off the lid of that garbage can. Then you grab whatever you can find and run off. I’ll distract the staff by stripping and performing Swan Lake.” – Mick
Only in America can you be worth a billion dollars and then make an effort to look homeless.
Hidden in the back is Jonah Hill posing the question for debate to that LGBT group, “Is it still considered gay if the cock you are sucking is Leo’s?”
“You gotta put some sort of color in your hair. If you want to be part of our club, you gotta go bold. Short isn’t good enough, right Cueball?”
Mickey’s Narc Anon-Alopecia support group meets every Friday.
“Aight. The first annual Gangsta Lesbians Meeting is in session. Lets get down to business.”
“So…Which of you are guys and which of you are girls?…It doesn’t matter I’m fucking all of you!”
“Halfway through the movie, I realized I wasn’t playing Iron Man…Holy shit! You’re a woman! I just realized that!”
“Hey, fuck, any of you youngsters got any gin?”
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