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Wow. That’s about $11 in singles right therrr
No shit. Even back when I frequented these low-rent shitkicker joints, they would throw $2 bills at a minimum.
Don’t be a dick. There are 14 bills.
And the people throwing them were saying ‘Hey, take this and get the fuck out of here.’
Actually, the people throwing those bills were aiming at the bartender, but their inebriated states severely undermined their cognitive abilities.
Why in the hell would you tattoo your forehead? Most of these tattoos and their total composition on her body scream trashy and she doesn’t need a pole to do that.
Throwing used condoms would be more appropriate.
Soylent green backwash
Is the “T” in T’s Gentlemen’s Club short for Tranny, Throw Up, or Time to kill yourself because you’re at a strip joint looking at this at 3 in the morning?
3 in the afternoon is more like it.
I’ve never been in a strip club where the prime shift looked like this…3PM at the LATEST.
She’s on the breakfast shift: green eggs and spam.
Never thought I’d see the day customers paying for one of them to get off the stage…
Something’s wrong when the hottest thing in a strip bar is the portrait on the wall.
Thats one bad bitch…. do your thing!!
Her tattoo’s might look a bit better if they weren’t all flash stencils.
And when that outfit goes out of style, you can just toss the whole thing in a Salvation Army bin.
That’s where she got it.
Girlfriend: “Why did that photographer’s assistant throw a bunch of fake money on the stage right before the picture was taken?”
Boyfriend: “Hah! You chicks! Only YOU’D notice something like that at a peeler bar!”
“Hon, do you think I could look that trampy some day too???”
“Yes, I tramp stamped my forehead!!!”
Wasn’t her reasoning for throwing Jesse James under the bus financial security? For her daughter? You would assume that would include getting off the fucking pole.
How many women have the utter class to tattoo what looks like her intestines onto her stomach.
I thought it looked like a giant coiled up turd.
I thought it was both. Meaning the massive turd still in the intestines. She should just keep going the full gross-out route. Tat on some varicose veins, a withered penis and hanging sack, hair lip, etc.
I thought it was a classy turd (it has a crown).
I don’t care what anyone says. This girl is freakin’ HOT. If you’ve seen her during interviews, she carries herself well and very demurely and is quite intelligent. She’s smokin’
You’re not welcome here Michelle.
Agreed MFS. Either make the sarcasm more apparent, or please find your way to Perez’s site.
I paid for a lap dance and got a tour of a third-tier art museum to boot!
Ladies and gentlemen we have our winner. Subtle, smart comedy.
White people are awesome?
yeah, your race kicks ass.
This photo is staged. You can tell because the only time customers make it rain for her, it’s spit.
I especially like the tattoo of the feces-filled colon.
I could have sex and read the comics at the same time.
Yes girls, you too can be part of the exciting world of ‘pole dancing’ ! Just ask pole tattooed dancing superstar Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee about how you too can earn as much as $15 per dance.
If you are looking to be your own boss, instead of working in an office for $15 an hour, this might be the career move you can really be depressed about ! Call the number on the bathroom stall for more info. Don’t delay, whore yourself out today !
Even the pole feels awkward.
Her career is coming along nicely.
From the poster in the background, she’s actually the prime attraction this week. And if you zoom in, you learn that we can look forward to seeing Bree Olson on this stage.
Disinfect the floor and pole first, then I would love to see Bree Olson! Oh good eyesight!
looks like my daughter’s barbie doll after the kids took a sharpie to it
i really like that tattoo of the busted up trash can in the alley with the dead cat on the cans lid.
i want one just like it.
Tramp stamp on the lower back, tramp stamp on the forehead. with a bitch like this, does it really matter what end you’re banging? And could you even TELL?
Does she give customers money back instead of customers giving her money? For the eyeball scarring caused by looking at this ugly shit..
I wonder if she has a tattoo of a clam on her twat, with the heading “Joe’s Crab Shack” on it. You know, to provide for her daughter.
Thanks to her big mouth, we all know that what’s inside is even uglier. Nazi cunt.
The tattoo on her forehead is her price, right?
In a deal with the devil, she is tattooed with 113 souls who escaped hell. Once that soul is captured and returned, the tattoo will disappear……..man she sucks at this bounty hunter thing.
i have seen worse to me she is a bad bitch id hit it but i like men too
so all she needs is $2000 more and those tats are paid for
She looks like a collection of Mexican pickup truck window decals come to life.
Looks like Buddy Christ is trying to burn himself off of her leg. Maybe he wants to win the Bud Light Ultimate Fan Experience?
5 bucks if you fall.
And the crowd ( of two ) goes WILD!!!!!!
That is just wrong period. Note the $1 bills are all on the ground, no mutherfuker has the courage to put it in her pussy! Note the couple reading the stripper in the background!
She dances to pay her tattoo bills.
No snark, just reality: Man, what a fucking mess that chick is.
Her new stage name is Hep C.
Hep C Hammered: You Don’t Wanna Touch This
id still hit that… with a truck
Yep, definitely all $1 bills.
She needs to go back to the amish, oops amish dislike wo’s..
Well so do we! More so ugly ass ones!
Get a real life or better yet move far away to the jungle!
Lindsay Lohan is finally being serious about exploring other career options
The girl is really hot but passed my tattoo count limit a long time ago. A tattoo on her forehead…why? simply why?
Surprised nobody has pointed out Lindsay Lohan about to give that dude a handjob in the background.
The cool thing is that when she spins around that pole, she’s going to look like a Spirograph drawing!