Why is Hagrid yelling at the prince?
Finding out that Ron is a Nazi would make anyone yell.
Aware the prince had previously donned a Nazi uniform, Karl Marx didn’t hold back in letting his young comrade know what a horrendously poor decision that was.
“You young folk have NO idea how one gets a beard like this. DO YOU!?!?!? I had to go down on many a ginger to get it like this!”
This is my favorite ep of Game of Thrones… when the King told the idiot Prince Joffrey to go away.
“EAT. MY. KNUCKLE. SAMMICH!!!”
Caption does not identify Brian Blessed? Death by Hawkmen imminent.
YES! flash. AH AAAAAAH
GO FLASH GO!
Harry: “Hmmm… a red beard. Red. Beard. Redbeard! That could be my new moniker! Oh, wait that one’s already taken by a pirate, innit… oh, I got it! How about: ‘Hagrid’! That’s it! Oooh, the birds’ll LOVE that one!”
Just how long has John Madden been on that bus?
I take directions from one person under protest, but for two I don’t sit still… who the hell are you anyway?!
FUCK YOU I AM NOT A MEAN DRUNK!
Is Mrs. Rogers here?
“Flying blind on a ROCKET CYCLE!!!!”
“…and we can put a HAM ON TOP OF EVEREST!!”
“And that’s when I told Harry, ‘Not only are you a prince, but a wizard too!!”
“I don’t care if you throw snowballs when we get up there but I’ll kick your royal ass all the way down the mountain if you throw one slush ball at me!”
“This guy’s pretty good…I mean, he’s no Hitler but…”
The moment Prince Harry wished he could grow facial hair.
“How did my bush end up on his face?”
God, I fucking hate being the “Prince”.
Oh that crazy old Yukon Cornelius…still trying to convince people his peppermint mine and the abominable snowman are real.
After 4 scotches…’Fuckin’ right there should be an independent Scotland, ya arseholes!’
“I WILL HAVE GENESIS!”
Ah shall ascend Everest in a kilt wi’ hee haw ‘neath it but th’ FUTURE O’ SCOOTLUND!
“Uncle Buck with a beard. F*ck, that’s Uncle Buck with a beard!”
“…and I grabbed that yeti by the scrotum and squeezed with all my might. The resultant erection was massive! Massive, I tell you!…”
PRINCE CHARLES IS NOT HIS FATHER, I AM!
I said “We will sell no wine BEFORE ITS TIME!!!”
“And for God’s sake, don’t forget the lube!”
He will rue the day he offended Philip Seymour Hoffman!!!
“And I will crush you like I did that buffet!”
They should of fed Louie Anderson before they made him speak. He gets a bit cranky if you don’t. Loving the weird pubey beard though.
Long lost cousin…
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Prince Harry at the Walking With The Wounded Everest 2012 expedition launch in London. (February 10, 2012)