Interviewer: “So, you played a young cabaret singer in Nazi-occupied germany who worked in a club hosted by a transvestite M.C. and who had a fling and got pregnant by a bisexual British man (or perhaps from the threesome you had with his German lover). Do you think that’s still relevant today?”
Liza: “Hmmm?… Is it wakey time? Where are my eggs? I like the yolks runny, y’know. And my pills? Where are my pills? Bring ‘em with a shot of scotch… can’t swallow ‘em dry anymore… MAMA!!!!”

Looks like someone’s got a case of the dizzies.

“Hay lapa no ya, Solo!”

It’s Liza with a ZZZZZ

Somewhere there is a gay man looking at this photo weeping.

“I only had one little drinkee-poo.”

“I’m melting, MELTING!!!”

Liza “Godmother” Minnelli , leader of the Velvet Mafia.

Yiddish the Hut

“How AM I ever going to turn off that lamp…?”

She doesn’t even know where she is.