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“Yep – still hitting that.”
The wrinkled old white guy with the improbably hot wife saying it all with his thumb…
Nothing makes a marriage stronger than a well-placed thumb.
I would like to smell that thumb.
It’s all under control… I found their bathroom.
I see a Bob Dole cripple fist.
He’s just walking around with our nation’s nuclear launch codes. No need to panic.
TRICKED
“The REAL story is that Liberace could only handle penises about this big.”
It took him 12+ years to stick it to us. Old people are sloooooow.
Grabbing your junk and giving a thumbs must be old school gangsta
he has to do this every 5 minutes so they know he hasn’t kicked it yet
…VIAGRA!
If that thumb stays up for more than four hours he needs to consult his physician,
Thank you for the careful placement of CZJ over the Kathleen Turner eruption. They should make horse-blinders with pics of CZJ glued to the flaps.
I couldn’t agree more, dude.
-”Yep, this is what I’m using now, everything else is out of service”-
Not dead yet ! ! Woohoo!
Oh, I pooped myself……
Roger Ebert looking good.