1. catapostrophe

    Did she break both of her feet or are those just godawful shoes? Either way, it’s a shame.

  2. Thought it was Cheryl Crow until I considered the cleavage – which is to say for just a very short time.

  3. The years go by and Jennifer Love Hewitt is as talented as ever. A little longer in the talent, but nonetheless.

  4. Cock Dr

    There must be something seriously wrong with her (besides the shoes) if this woman can’t find a man to motorboat those for her.

  5. ThisWillHurt

    According to “Back to the Future 2,” those shoes won’t come out until 2 years from now.

  6. -”You! Photographer! Did I ever tell you about these three rings?”

  7. skippy86

    A remake of Napoleon Dynamite perhaps?

  8. The jacket says business woman,the dress says cock tease. The boots say I ride the short bus and I have special needs.

  9. Skeezix

    @ Bionic_Crouton:

    …and the diet book in her hand says, when I finally land that man and I can stop worrying about my weight, it’s all going to hell in a heartbeat.

  10. broduh jenner

    the S is for secrets on how to keep him

  11. She must e a stage 5 clinger to not be able to not be able to hook a man, given how hot as she is.

  12. tlmck

    Another pink taco with larger hot cross buns.

  13. she’s one of the very few skinny chicks who is shapely and beautiful. client list needs a better plot though.

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