The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.1.13

Ashlee Simpson at Pink Taco in West Hollywood. (January 31, 2013)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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15 Comments
  1. JC

    So those cast boots for broken ankles are a fashion statement now?

    Feb 1, 2013 at 2:28 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Erika

    Pink Taco sounds more like that huge ginger’s nickname for her vag.

    Feb 1, 2013 at 2:36 pm /  Reply /30
  3. Uncle Phil

    Being the hotter Simpson is kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.

    Feb 1, 2013 at 3:33 pm /  Reply /50
  4. Cock Dr

    I must admit daddy did buy her a nice new nose.
    Too bad he can’t buy the sister a new waistline.

    Feb 1, 2013 at 3:36 pm /  Reply /10
  5. McFeely Smackup

    I knew Ashley had some weight issues, but that beard is just ridiculous.

    Feb 1, 2013 at 3:37 pm /  Reply /10
  6. contusion

    That guy is the button stress tester for Consumer Reports.

    Feb 1, 2013 at 4:32 pm /  Reply /20
  7. Liam McPoyle

    Gilifanakis is going to wreck that.

    Feb 1, 2013 at 4:49 pm /  Reply /10
  8. Happy_Evil_Dude

    “OK, who ordered the blonde Katy Perry blow-up doll?”

    Feb 1, 2013 at 6:29 pm /  Reply /10
  9. El Jefe

    Damn, she is aging badly fast.

    Feb 1, 2013 at 8:52 pm /  Reply /00
  10. Bionic_Crouton

    Ashlee Simpson at the Pink Taco sounds like a lesbian porno.

    Feb 1, 2013 at 9:36 pm /  Reply /20
  11. bbiowa

    What’s the past tense of a near miss? “Has almost been?” “Nearly was?” “Who?”

    Feb 1, 2013 at 10:55 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Don Zaloog

    I want her pink taco.

    Feb 2, 2013 at 2:37 am /  Reply /00
  13. pecas

    Going a little low rent on the bodyguard, don’t you think?

    Feb 3, 2013 at 9:54 am /  Reply /00

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