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  1. JC

    So those cast boots for broken ankles are a fashion statement now?

  2. Erika

    Pink Taco sounds more like that huge ginger’s nickname for her vag.

  3. Being the hotter Simpson is kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.

  4. Cock Dr

    I must admit daddy did buy her a nice new nose.
    Too bad he can’t buy the sister a new waistline.

  5. I knew Ashley had some weight issues, but that beard is just ridiculous.

  6. contusion

    That guy is the button stress tester for Consumer Reports.

  7. Gilifanakis is going to wreck that.

  8. “OK, who ordered the blonde Katy Perry blow-up doll?”

  9. Damn, she is aging badly fast.

  10. Ashlee Simpson at the Pink Taco sounds like a lesbian porno.

  11. What’s the past tense of a near miss? “Has almost been?” “Nearly was?” “Who?”

  12. I want her pink taco.

  13. pecas

    Going a little low rent on the bodyguard, don’t you think?

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