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Down and Out in Beverly Hills.
In the bag: his career.
Pulling a Bukowski.
He’s meeting Mickey Rourke at the airport…..
Someone called dibs in the “Miami Vice” wardrobe castaway bin…
Hammer Time!
The MIB seem concerned that he might be an alien.
Now THAT’s a dirty jacket!
From this day forward, when 2 trains collide it shall be known as a “Nolte”.
- Excerpt from BNSF railway press release
gotta love him.
All he needs to do is roll around in some dog shit and he can easily swipe the title of Dirtbag King from Mickey Rourke.
Modeling the Mickey Rourke collection. We call this ensemble Neon Hobo.
Ha! Pink! LMAO!
“No, really. I only want a sip.”
Ironically, there is $1 million in hundred dollar bills in that bag, but somehow he’s got on some homeless lady’s pink pants.
He looks like he thinks people are constantly following him.
I conclude from that jacket that he changes his own motor oil…then wallows in it.
Check out the dude in the background.
ann hathaway says indiana jones has a gay brother- illinois jones.
Mickey AND Nick in the same set? My-my, it’s our lucky day!
I can easily see him writing a check out for 69 cents.
As Zero Fucks Given policies go, I find his remarkably consistent.
Here we see Nick Nolte successfully sneaks past Eddie Murphy’s entourage thus sparing us from another ’48 hours’ sequel.
But of course he accessorizes the pink pants with a gray hat – the classic middle-aged douche look
Amazing actor. He can dress however he likes. Love him.