There aren’t too many actresses who are comfortable having their picture taken with a plug of Red Man in their mouth.

I’m not sure if the photo needs color correction, or just her face.

You’d think she would’ve learned by now that producers dont appreciate bright lipstick. It’s harder to get it out of their pubes.

I didn’t know they sold lipstick in “whore” color.

helen, i’m about to fap-again!

That lipstick actually looks good on her, and of course, tits.

A failed attempt to draw attention from her breasts. I guess she doesn’t really understand men.

At least the pearls look real.

It’s Helen’s unfounded confidence that makes her tonight’s special Hero.

Lazy Eye

It’s creepy when the top half of your head appears to be facing a different direction than the bottom half.

I knew if I scrolled down, something would redeem that lipstick. And I was right.

I’ve seen that same look in one of those Disneyland Haunted Mansion portraits.

Want to touch the heiny

A shark with make-up? Now I’ve seen everything!

So the lipstick is goofy, who care? She has the prettiest eyes I’ve seen in a while, and those sweater puppies ain’t bad either.