U can’t touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh). Stop. Its Hammer time!!
I don’t think Hammer pants are supposed to be that form fitting.
“Willow? Willow Ufgood?? “
She is huge Down Under.
Seen here, Mr. Snuffleupagus walking upright.
We should all just be grateful that they aren’t black leather.
Some where MC Hammer is crying.
Yeah, but that’s true on pretty much any given day.
Is her boy toy hiding in there???
Who do you think the panda is for?
Just like that scene in The Nutty Professor where the formula starts wearing off. “No matter what, you’ve got to strut.”
Man, you guys are killing me with those comments, but seriously fuck Jennifer Lopez.
It’s Flabber time!
You know how they say stuff like, “Oh, he’s the Garth Brooks of France” or “she’s the Meryl Streep of South America?” Well, I think this must be “the Jennifer Lopez of Fat Asia.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the most beautiful woman in the world. Yeah…right…sure…you bet.
I thought kangaroos had their pouch in front.
That is one smug looking centaur…
“Ms. Lopez, we have reason to believe you’re trying to smuggle a midget out of the country.”
“What makes you think that?”
“I take your toy panda you stupid baby! Nobody wears black and white today except Yennafa Lopez!”
I was in the city today and got a good view of her arse – quite impressive given I was in Sydney.
Australian Customs Officials should check her butt implants for cocaine.
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